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41-Ab wo manjar na wo chehre hi najar ate hai,mujko malum na tha kwab v mar jate hai,jane kis hal me ham hai k hame dekh k,sab ek pal k liye rukte hai,gujar jate hai.
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42-Love is a medicine for any kind of pain, but there is no medicine found in the world for pain given by love.
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43-MATHS MAGIC:
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44-Mohabat me lafzo ki ehmiyat nahi hoti. Duriya pyar ki majburi nahi hoti.Waqt bhale hi dur kar de hame par pyar 1 aisa ehsaas hai jisme umar bhar duri nahi hoti.
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45-4Phool Hampe Girenge.4Phool Un pr Girenge.4Log Hame Le Jayenge.4Log Unhe Le Jayenge.Fark Bas Itna Hoga Wo Nai Duniya Basayenge.aur Ham Es duniya se Jayenge.
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46-Husband & wife were fighting
47-Thalaam namttey. Ye 1 aita sms hai jo atthe bhale intaan to totla bana deta hai. Aap laath toshish talo phil b aite hi palo de. Tesa totla banaya? Ha ha.
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48-Chaiwala(to girl) "bholi si surat,aankho me masti,door khadi sharmaye..aaye haye"!Girl replies-"kali si surat,haath me ketli,door khada chillaye..Chai chai"
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49-Sardar breaks an egg 2 make an omlet. He finds the egg empty, gets frustrated and says, "ghor kalyug !! aaj-kal ki murgian bhi abortion karwane lagi.." :-)
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50-Hasane ke bad rulati hai duniya pyar karane ke bad thukurati hai duniya kya jindagi me koe kasar rah gai thi baki jo marane ke bad bhi jalati hai duniya
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Kya hai zindgi?
Zindagi aapki phulo ki tarah muskuraye, Gam ki hawa aapko chhu bhi na paye, yu to lakh aaye mausam pathjar ke, par aapki khushi ka 1 phul bhi na murjhaye...
Never reject
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FRIEND Means. . .
Bahut dur rehker bhi pass lagte ho, nazar se dur rehkar bhi khas lagte ho, har baar dusro ka diya SMS bhejte ho aur khud ko kavi "KALIDAS" samajhate ho. ===================
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Morning Coffee! / >Cl"""'l Specially 4 UI Mixed it with1 tsp of Care2 tsp of LOVE &3 tsp of HAPPINESS Hope u Hav a Gr8 day....
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When day iz out n lite creeps in, let d Silver Moon tke care of U, until d golden sun return 4 u wid a new bright day. Good Morning
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Do Not Touch!!
Dil ka dard dil todne wala kya jane, pyar k rivajo ko zamana kya jane, hoti hai kitni taqleef ladki ko patane me, ye ghar pe baitha ladki ka baap kya jane.
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"UPDESH"-"Daaru peene se zindagi ke problem solve nahi hote".EXPERT COMMENT"-"Aise to Doodh peene se kaunsi ghanta problem solve hogi"....NOW CHOICE IS URS.
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Jab tumhe upar wale ne tapkaya hoga. Kasam se use bada maza aaya hoga. Hansi di bachchon wali, surat di bholi-bhali. Mizaaj diya COOL aur dimag dena gaya BHOOL.
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