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A student attached Rs.100 to his exam paper n wrote "Rs1 for 1 mark".paper
checker was a sardar. he sent him Rs.66 back & wrote "U got 34 marks. keep d
change.
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Ishq kr deta hai bekrar,bhar deta hai pathar k dil mein pyar.Har 1 ko nhi milti
zindagi ki ye bahar,kyoki ishq ka dusra naam hai intezar.
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Dil, Dil Se Juda Nahi Hote,Yuhin Hum Kisi Par Fida Nahi Hote,Pyar Se Bada To
Dosti Ka Rishta Hai Kyon ki Dost Kabhi Bewafa Nahi Hote...
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Hum uth gaye hain!! Jis-Jis ko Gud Morning karna hai kar lo, lekin dhakka mukki
mat karna, line banao... Darshan 12 baje tak honge..
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ZINDGI ek rat hai..Jis me na janekitne khwab hai, Jo mil gyawoh APNA hai.. Jo
tut gyawoh SPNA hai.!So enjoYLife's every moment.
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Q. What wud confuse aMENTALLYRETARDED person.. Ans. An APPLE. Confused? I knew
it.....;-)But i do't tell Ans me
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Sweet Se Waqt Me, Apne Sweet Se Friend Ki, Sweet C Yaad Aayi, To Socha K 1 Sweet
Sa Sms Kardu, Taki Humari Sweet C Friendship Me Thodi Sweetness Or Badh Jaye...
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Ram Lila se Hanuman tha farar,Role ke liye fit kiya ek sardarSardar tha bahut hi
kamal,Ped se chhalang mar ke bola"jo bole so nihal"Sita bhenji satsriakal.
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SMS k sangrah karke kya payega, balance ki moh tyag or SMS kar, mitron se
sampark banaye rakhne se hi moksha ki prapti Hogi. Swami Massaganand Sudhanshu
mahraj.
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1st Lady asked to 2nd -"yaar jab Tumhara talak hua tab Tumhare 1 bachcha tha ab
3 kaise hogaye.? 2nd Lady- "Yaar wo bich bich me mafi mangne aa jaya karta tha."
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Zindagi itne dard deti hai, dil me fir bhi umeed rehti hai, dil kehta hai ki koi
yaad nahi karega, par koi to yaad karega Umeed kehti hai.
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Santa:- Yaar mai badi mushkil me hun, meri biwi mujhse ek pappi ka ek rupya leti
hai. Banta:-Oh yaar tu to lucky hai, auro se to wo panch rupaya leti hai.
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Mumkin nahi sayad kishi ko samjh pana,samjhe bina kishi se dil na lagana,asan
hai kishi ko dost banana,magar bahut muskil hai kisi ki dosti pana...
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PREM:Naye Sapne, Naye Apne ! Naye Wade, Nayi Kasme ! Nayi Manzil, Nayi Rah! Nayi
Aas, Naya Vishwas ! Kuch Simple, Kuch Khas ! Har Pal Rehna Bindas..
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ISHQ aur DOSTI meri zindgi ka guman hai.. ISHQ meri ruh DOSTI mera imaan hai..
ISHQ pe kar du fana apni ZINDGI.. Magar DOSTI par mera ISHQ Bhi QURBAN hai.
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"AAJ"nahi to kal"DOST"pe aitbar hoga"PATHAR"k dil ko bhi,"MOM"se peyaar hoga"JA"
"SMS" mere"DOST"ko milja shayd"USKO" mere Sms ka"INTEZAAR" Hoga
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KHUSHIYA ho itni k aankho me aansu jam jaye...LAMHE ho itne haseen k waqt tham
jaye..DOSTI nibhaye koi is tarah k sath gujra har pal zindgi ban jaye
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School ki life10+2 tak... .. .Collage ki lifepado jab tak... .. .Love ki
lifeshadi tak... .. . But hamari dosti 30 Feb. takjab aayegi tab toot jayegi
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Nishane pe jo lag jaye use TEER kahte hai,Dil me jo utar jaye use TASVEER kahte
hai.Tumsa dost mil jaye to ACHCHI TAQDEER kahte hai.Thanku 4 everything Dost.
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Zindagi aapki phulo ki tarah muskuraye, Gam ki hawa aapko chhu bhi na paye, yu
to lakh aaye mausam pathjar ke, par aapki khushi ka 1 phul bhi na murjhaye...
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