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Santa doesn't turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies,
I'm coming daily since 4 days,
I press the bell but no one comes out.
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A MAN TO SANTA-UR FRND IS KISSING UR WIFE IN UR HOME
HE RUSHES TO HIS HOME AND COME WITH IN HALF AN HOUR N SLAPPED TAT MAN N SAID-HE
WAS NOT MY FRND
(Langauge: Hindi)
Bhihari Babu=2!!
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A MAN TO HIS FRND-MAIN APNA PURSE GHAR PE BHUL AAYA MUJHE 1000 RS KI ZARURAT HAI
BANTA-DOST HI DOST KE KAM ATTA HAI YE LE 10 RS RIKSHA KAR KE PURSE LE AA
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Santa to banta. Yaar Tumhary Bewi shehar(city) ke hai ya pind(village) ki..
Banta. Pind ki.
Santa.ooh acha . main samja shayed Tumhary hai :-d
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A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai?
Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja...!
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Santa was riding on a horse,
He jumped the red light & a cop whistles'
Santa lifts the tail of horse & says,
"Le Karle Number Note
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One day Santas Girlfriend asks him, Darling, om our Engagement will you give me
a RING?Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No
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A Chini was in hspital.
SANTA went to meet him.
Chini said "CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA" & died.
SANTA went china 2 know thea meaning, that was-KUTTE OXYGN K PIPE SE PAIR Utha.
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Titanic doob raha tha.
1 gore ne santa se pucha-dharti kitni dur hai.
Santa- 2kms.
Gore ne samnudr me jump laga k pucha-kis taraf.
Santa-NEECHE.........
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Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye?
Santa: Birla cement.
Banta: Kyun?
Santa: Kyunki is Cement mein jaan hai
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Santa: What's difference between man & Superman?
Pappu: Man wears underwear under the trouser & superman wears it over the
trouser.
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Nurse came out with the newborn kid, Santa rushed 2 her & after seeing the kid
he shouted, PUTTAR hua PUTTAR. She slapped him: Leave my finger, u fool, It's a
gal
Banta ped pe chada to upar baithey Bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya?
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Banta: Apple khane.
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.
Banta: Pata hai, Apple saath laya hoon.
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