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An astronomer was watching
the sky from his telescope
Santa Singh was observing him,
Suddenly a star falls,
seeing that Santa Singh shouted,
"Kya nishana lagaya hai!"
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Sardar proposed a Girl...... Girl said Im 1yr elder to you........... Sardar
said Oye No Problem Soniye,Ill marry you NEXT YEAR.
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Manmohan Singh to Bush - We are sending Indians to the moon next year. Bush -
Wow! How Many? Manmohan Singh - 100 25 - OBC 25 - SC 20 - ST 5 - Handicapped 5 -
Sports Persons 5 - Terrorist Affected 5 - Kashmiri Migrants 9 - Politicians and
if possible 1 - Astronaut.
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sardar1:Tell me a word consist of 100 letters
Banta: P-O-S-T-B-O-X
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American: In our country , marriage even takes place with email. Santa: In
India, it is only with a female
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Banta:how did u got a new car? Santa:A girl drove me to a beach, took her cloth
& and said: take what do u want & i took car banta: good yaar kapde ki karne si.
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There was a short note written on poster of adult movie.
"Under 18 are not allowed."
Santa saw this msg, what he did next time he came with 17 people along with him.
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Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication.
Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman
Banta: J tu dasde ki is bag vich ki hai tan sare ande tere, j tu dasde kine ne
tan 8 de 8 tere, te j tu dasde ki kidhe ne tan oh murgi v teri.
Santa: Koi hint?
Santa suffering from constipation, sitting on toilet seat: Ooonh, oooonh, oohh....
nee aaja marjaniye main tenu khan ta ni laga.
Santa saw a beautiful gal... he went and smooched her.
Gal - What are you doing?
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Santa: Law, 4th semester from Punjab University.
Q: How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in School?
A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.
Q: Why Santa is standing below the Tube light with an open mouth.
A: Because Doctor has advised him: 'Aaj Light Khana hai!'
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Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.
Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?
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