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Banta ek sadhu se bola: Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao.
Sadhu: Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta?
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Santa Banta zid kar rahe c monkey dekhan di... so tuhade ghar da address dita
hai. Yaar 2-4 tapusian maar ke dikha deo bichare khush ho jaan ge.
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Santa went out to buy an Indian flag. The shop owner gave him the flag. Guess
what did he ask next...
Ismein aur colour dikhayiye.
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Teacher: Pappu, TAMSO MA JYOTIR GAMYA" shloka ka kya arth hai?
Pappu: Tum so jayo maa, mein Jyoti ke pass ja raha hoon.
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Santa ke bagiche mein bahut sare ped - paude thay, Santa naukar ko bola
ped-paudon ko pani dal.
Naukar: Sahab baarish ho rahi hai.
Santa: Abe to Chatri leke dal.
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Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of.
Pappu: Life imprisonment!
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Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line
said: I've seen ur password. It's ****. Sant: U r wrong. It's 1394.
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Santa walks into a library & says, "Can I have a burger and coke?" Librarian,
"I'm sorry, this is a library." Santa whispers, "Can I have a burger & fries?"
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Q: Why did Santa take his pregnant wife Jeeto to Pizza Hut? A: Because they
advertised: 'Free Delivery'
Santa (reading from book of facts): "Do you know that every time I breathe a man
dies?" Banta: "Why don't you use a mouth wash?"
Jeeto: If I die what'll you do?
Santa: I may also die.
Jeeto: Why?
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Santa: Some time too much of happiness can also kill a man.
An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.
Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?
Santa: Gud evening, we open the zip and do.
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Pappu was writing his father's name on a 1000 Watt bulb.
Santa asked him: What are you doing?
Pappu: Aapka naam roshan kar raha hoon.
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Santa: Yaar mein apni girlfriend nu gift dena hai, ki devan?
Banta: Gold ring de de.
Santa: Koi vadi cheez das yaar.
Banta: Tan fer MRF da tyre de de.
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Santa: Sir hun meri salary wada diyo, mera vyah ho gaye hai.
Boss: Factory de bahar hon wale hadseyan layi factory jimmevar nahin hundi
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