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Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? "
A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao."
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SARDAR JI TOOK OUT HIS WALLET, IN THE BUS, HIS PHOTO FELL OUT OF HIS WALLET, HE
GOES 2 A LADY,'MADAM JI SARI UPHAR KAROGE PHOTO LENA HAI, AND ALL THE OTHER MEN
IN THE BUS BEATED HIM UP!!!!!!!!
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Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge.
The judge: What'll you take 30 days or Rs 3000.
Santa: I think I'll take the money.
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Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u?
Banta: Me too, after u leave
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A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai?
Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja...
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Once Professor Santa asked a plumber to come to his college. You know why?
Because he wanted to check from where the question paper is leaking.
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Banta: Why is the Police nicknamed "The heart of the country"?
Santa: It beats, beats, beats....
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Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion's cage.
Banta: He probably got a lot of applause ven he got out.
Santa: I didn't say he got out.
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Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola: "Menu koi farak nahin penda. Pehle bhi 100
ka bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon."
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Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What comes first - the
chicken or the egg?
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!
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Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write against mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long!
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Santa falls in luv with a nurse... After much thinking, he finally writes a love
letter to her: "I luv u sister."
Nurse came out with the newborn kid, Santa rushed 2 her & after seeing the kid
he shouted, PUTTAR hua PUTTAR. She slapped him:
Leave my finger, u fool, It's a gal
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Santa: What's difference between man & Superman?
Pappu: Man wears underwear under the trouser & superman wears it over the
trouser.
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Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery.
The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga du?
Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?
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Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye?
Santa: Birla cement.
Banta: Kyun?
Santa: Kyunki is Cement mein jaan hai.
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