Kamini Girls!!
Master to Sardar: Qaatil kisy kehty hain?
Sardar: Pata Nahee.
Master: Agr tum apnay baap ko qatal kardo tou Tum kiya kehlaao gay?
Sardar: "Yateeem".
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Kamini Girls!!
interviewee:
wat z ur date of birth?
sardar:
Nov 28.
interviewer:
which year?
sardar:
abey ullu everyyear.
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FIA: Y criminals leave their fingerprintz after doing their work?
Sardar: Sir,I Think,they r illiterate, if they were literate,
they wud leave their signature 4 u..
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Kamini Girls!!
A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken,
Waiter comes with the order,
Surdar:Murgi di taang kithy hy?
Waiter:Woh langra tha.
Surdar: Dil?
Waiter:Dil murgi ly gay.
Surdar: Dimaag?
Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha
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2 sardaron ko 2 bomb mily,
1st Sardar:chl police ko d ky aty hain.
2 sardar:agr koi bomb raste me phat gia to?
1st sardar:jhoot bol dain gay kh 1 hi mila tha
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Kamini Girls!!
2 Khusray Shadi ke Mubarak baad deny gye,
Ek bola main to 1100 loun g,
Doosra bola main to 1200 loun g,
Peche se Sardar bola 2300 ly lo us main FM b hai.
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